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Quotes by Alfred E. Neuman, The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman (MAD magazine)

"We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons"
By Alfred E. Neuman, The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman (MAD magazine)
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